Cuts in Abstinence Funding Affect Abstinence Program
Dear Abstainers,
Threatened cuts in federal
funding to my program,
Don’t Get Drunk and Go To Parties,
will cut into our programs for the
year 2010. Specifically, we will
have to cancel our annual Brightly-Lit
No-Contact Square Dance and our
weekly Fully-Clothed Non-Sleepover
Board Game Jam. Remember:
groups of three or more are what
Jesus always recommended.
(Unless you are truly wicked, in which
case you should stay home with a
guardian and read Scripture in snug pants.)
So, stay strong! Stay chaste! and
Don’t Get Drunk and Go to Parties!
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Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and, in the latest KtB book, Believer, Beware, wrote about her adventures in sex ed at Catholic school. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter. She is currently working on a novel called The Hexagon, which is, roughly, Rosemary's Baby set in a Waldorf-type school.