Comments on: Heretical Hanukkah Party

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:15:34 +0000

Here are two CBS Cares PSA’s that seem appropriate for the occasion … but I suspect most of the ladies will leave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkuI4oU250s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4jbmAJ44Po

By: Becky

Becky — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:37:26 +0000

I stand corrected – one should never try to clean up Kinky’s grammar.

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:24:27 +0000

That’s “They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore.” It has other offensives terms as well, containing an insult word or phrase for just about everyone. One thing that can be said for Kinky: he’s an equal-opportunity offender.

By: Becky

Becky — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:40:18 +0000

A-hem Nathan you’re not exactly being kosher towards those of us who are dreidel-less.

In addition to the drinking games, no Heretical Hanukkah party could be complete without some ceremonial eating of pork. Passing around a bottle of bacon bits doesn’t count cause that’s not real meat. But perhaps serving up some pork rinds?

I have Kinky Friedman’s “They aren’t making Jews like Jesus anymore” song if you’d like it though it does say the N word so it might be deemed too offensive even for this crowd.

By: Nathan Schneider

Nathan Schneider — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:33:22 +0000

Great point. Everybody, bring your dreidels!

By: Gita

Gita — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:15:02 +0000

The ideal Hannukkah party requires a large amount of booze and a dreidel, a small four-sided spinning top to be twirled on the bar. Onlookers bet their money on which side will be face-up when the dreidel stops spinning. Each spin of the dreidel should be preceded by the drinking of a shot; after each round a new person takes over the dreidel but must first speak one or more words in Yiddish. Anyone who doesn’t know Yiddish must remove an article of clothing. Eventually, all the Goyim are naked and drunk!

By: Becky

Becky — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:12:02 +0000

December 8th is feast of the Immaculate Conception, one of those doctrines that Protestants claim is a heresy. I, for one, would love to claim that I am without sin and not held responsible for anything I do on that evening.