Killing the Buddha

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That Anglican Divorce Thing (Again!)

Your Holiness, we didn’t see this one coming—
Anglican congregations are
divorcing—amicably!
They’re all “No thanks, Rome,
we’re cool. We’re even praying
for each other.” We know, Your Holiness.
They can pray all they want, they’re still
heretics. Your Holiness?
(Muttered German cursing;
swishing of silken robes; furious soft
padding of Prada slippers)

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Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and, in the latest KtB book, Believer, Beware, wrote about her adventures in sex ed at Catholic school. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter. She is currently working on a novel called The Hexagon, which is, roughly, Rosemary's Baby set in a Waldorf-type school.