KtBlog

Mary Valle, communicating while munching on communion, reports the news in verse.

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¡Hola, Santa Muerte!

Shameful! Ridiculous! It’s a cult, a made-up thing! And those statues. Grotesque! Hey, are they huffing? During Mass? Mexico really is nice this time of year…. @

Gay Marriage: A Threat to a Religious Society!

Right Now in New Jersey

How many men does it take to hold a sign so sheepishly?

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Late Night Christian Shopping

Puppets? “Drama team?” Dance? And a rock choir? All I want for Christmas is to shop for Christmas in Taunton, England Far, far into the night @

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Life Size With Extra Holes, Pronto

Rough burlappy shell on the outside smooth plastic sluttiness on the inside @

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They Knew What They Did

At last they’re taking out that namby-pamby liberal professor language about forgiving them my executioners— let Me assure you, those fuckers went straight to hell @

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Internet Safety Update

All right, I’m going to make this brief. Stop texting. I’m talking to you, Riley. Look. It’s not just the perverts and the molesters out there anymore. It’s religious people! Next thing you know you’re in a van with a buncha other kids, wearin’ a robe and givin’ out Bibles or Qur’ans or whatever  to…

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Lee Brundige’s Gay Honeymoons, Inc.

Alex? José? Nice to meet yuh. Sorry, no shake-o the hands-o. Flu season. Got a real nice package deal right here. To Uganda. Beautiful country. You fellas’ll love it, I guaran- goshdarn-tee it. You won’t wanna ever come back! @@

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Flipper, Beak, Nostril etc.

“We are talking about anal sex. Not even animals do that,” Butoro said, adding that he was personally caring for six “former homosexuals” who had been traumatised by the experience. “We believe there are limits to human rights.” Au contr cialis sale aire, Mr. Butoro, say my cats, Nigel and Noel. Au contraire. @

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At Least the Buildings Are in Use

Baltimore junk shops are full of dusty saints baptismal fonts, pews even confessionals that never seem to sell @

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Ingrate Rejects Hajj Souvenirs

What the hell kind of souvenirs are these? Caftans? Prayer beads? Dates? I was hoping you’d bring me a t-shirt or a keychain or at the very least, a plastic stoning-the-pillar snowglobe! Jesus! Next time, don’t bother! @

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Rebranding Sin

Sin! It might seem like fun at the time, but It’ll Bite You in the Ass (TM) @

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Please Don’t Tell Me What Hell Is

Rusty trailers barbed wire fences polygamy/molesting (natch) child labor nutjob leader “heaven on earth?” @

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Chuck Colson Talks Turkey

Youngsters, Things like the environment and hunger can wait. Or not. So we all starve to death or are drowned in tsunamis. Who cares? God doesn’t. What does God care about? Glad you asked. No funny business with members of your same, uh, sex. No abortions. And keeping America safe for Christianity. OK? Got that?…

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Woof ‘n’ Worship

From the Private Journal of Rev. Tom Eggebeen— November the 22nd, year of our Lord 2009 Woof ‘n’ Worship! My wild fancy has taken root and grown, grown beyond my most fervid imaginings. My sanctuary brims with gentlemen and ladies and their animal companions, all come to share the Good News of Our Lord Jesus…

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The Cafeteria Is Closed, Boyo

You want your Eucharist, Patrick, my lad? Go back to Boston @

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Youth Minister Discusses Catholic “Defectors”

In other words, the Mystical Body of Christ is the Hotel California @

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Christian Community Lifestyle, Eh?

This new radio PSA says I should have my documents safe in case “something happens” and it kinda freaks me out @

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Young and Hip!

Dear mainline Protestants, In the spirit of ecumenical sharing, here’s how you bring in the youngsters! (Believe me, these work) Guitars! Felt banners! Any and all of Ray Repp’s Mass for a Young America in heavy rotation (That’s FM radio lingo); Bible study/”rap sessions” —get some beanbags and have it in your rectory’s living room…