Mary Valle, communicating while munching on communion, reports the news in verse.

Warren Jeffs' Diary

God Made my Sister Pretty for a Reason!

In a KtB exclusive, we present a few actual pages from the diary of FLDS leader Warren Jeffs: http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_14378093

Bitch prayer

Dispatch From the Snowpocalypse

We kicked off the Blizzard of ’10 with a Friday snow day, wherein my husband and I raced to drop off our daughter at her grandmother’s and then to the…


Haiti Haiti Haiti!!!

PSA for KGOD, Boise Idaho. 1/2010 A.D. (GARY OWENSESQUE ANNOUNCER) Americans! You know that thing where there’s only one set of footprints on the beach ’cause that’s where Jesus carried…


Fighting for Jesus: A Short Play

MOM is a mom, who’d like nothing more than to spend her spare time doing things she enjoys but instead must contend with MATTHEW, her 30ish, grown-ass unemployed son. (Suitable…


Wet Prairie Dress Contest

I keep thinking that we should really get a subscription to National Geographic. My daughter, who is 6, has a great love of the natural world and everything scientific and…

Scientology Alarm

New! Scientology Alarm

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE January 27, 2010 Cultco is pleased to announce our new Scientology Alarm. This breakthrough device, which fits discreetly on the back on any wristwatch, can be activated…


Humanist Chaplains: Casual Authority

From the Handbook For Humanist Chaplains: Art: keep it nonspecific. Nongendered humanoids in joyful poses are ideal. Furniture: In keeping with the idea of nonpatriarchal conversation, avoid wing chairs, club…

Are You Running With Me, Jesus?

I Am Running with You, Malcolm

From The Eternal Bookshelf… Are You Running With Me, Jesus? Prayers by Malcolm Boyd. Holt, Rinehart & Winston, 1965. (Reissued in 2006 b buy cheap cialis y Cowley.) Now this…

Blast Zone

Just Hunting With Some Cool Christian Guys

War’s just some guys, training each other up, bonding and showing the Arabs whose God is bigger— a big ol’ hunting trip for Christ (source)

God's Tees

God’s Tees

Recently in Mount Vernon, Ohio, students wore T-shirts to school that said “I support Mr. Freshwater—God” on the front, in support of their science teacher. Mr. Freshwater is under fire…

Killing the Buddha

I Would Use My Last Ounce of Strength to Freak Out

There’s been an attack or an earthquake and you’re waiting for help lying on the ground, possibly bleeding and who shows up? Some dick with an e-meter (source)

Killing the Buddha

Jesus Rifles

This is my Jesus rifle This is my gun One’s for vanquishing the enemies of Christianity The other’s for urinating and procreation in a God-blessed man-woman lifetime marital union (source)

Killing the Buddha

What’s in Your Hand?

Generally speaking, if I’m sitting in front of a computer by myself? My dick. @ (Thanks to

Gestalt Mugs

“Gestalt Prayer” Fixes Everything

Stop searching now, Buddha-killers. I have the answer. I stumbled upon it while reading For Her Own Good: Two Centuries of Experts’ Advice to Women by Barbara Ehrenreich and Deirdre…

Killing the Buddha

Friend Request: Your Jailer

Hey, so, yeah…how’s it going? What have you been up to? Sorry about that whole Gitmo deal. It wasn’t right, huh? Heard any good music lately? Write back! @

Ross Dude-That

Let’s Talk About Your Hair, Ross

It may be that Brit Hume kicked off the most important debate in recorded history last week— A. Should Tiger Woods convert to Christianity to save his image and just…


A Stupak Family Mental Glitch

Causes? Effects? We’re not havin’ it! We’re gonna have ten kids and be surprised when we run out of tuition money! We’re gonna own guns and be surprised when our…

Killing the Buddha

Katie’s Mom Strikes Back

Dear Katie, How are things? Enclosed are some some books we picked up on our trip to Tuscany last summer. We found a nice man in our parish who agreed…