Burning in Hell is…Delicious

It appears that some members of the Conservative Alliance of Front Royal, VA, have gotten a little confused regarding young Tiana Ramos and her successful small business. Maybe it’s the pollen? Allergy meds can mess you up.



Because what I see is a young patriot in action.

Free enterprise? Check.

Not taking handouts? Check.

Putting those dang teenagers to work? Check.

Faith? Check.

Rickrack? Perhaps the most patriotic trim of all! Check.

As far as “catering to men” goes? What on earth is wrong with that? That’s what God intended. By the way, everyone knows that women are the gluttons who scarf down donuts and feel guilty, even sinful, since they aren’t preserving their attractiveness for their men. That is truly naughty. Women shouldn’t even be eating there in the first place. The name of the business is a warning, citizens.

Patriots, I suggest you stand down and let the market—which is, after all, true democracy—decide this one. Y’all are frankly aping the federal government by trying to tell other people how to live their lives.

I shouldn’t be telling other Americans how to live their lives myself, but y’all are just wrong about this one. God made America the greatest country in the world. Trust Him.

Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.