Cuts in Abstinence Funding Affect Abstinence Program
Threatened cuts in federal
funding to my program,
Don’t Get Drunk and Go To Parties,
will cut into our programs for the
year 2010. Specifically, we will
have to cancel our annual Brightly-Lit
No-Contact Square Dance and our
weekly Fully-Clothed Non-Sleepover
Board Game Jam. Remember:
groups of three or more are what
Jesus always recommended.
(Unless you are truly wicked, in which
case you should stay home with a
guardian and read Scripture in snug pants.)
So, stay strong! Stay chaste! and
Don’t Get Drunk and Go to Parties!
Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.