Cuts in Abstinence Funding Affect Abstinence Program

Dear Abstainers,
Threatened cuts in federal
funding to my program,
Don’t Get Drunk and Go To Parties,
will cut into our programs for the
year 2010. Specifically, we will
have to cancel our annual Brightly-Lit
No-Contact Square Dance and our
weekly Fully-Clothed Non-Sleepover
Board Game Jam.  Remember:
groups of three or more are what
Jesus always recommended.
(Unless you are truly wicked, in which
case you should stay home with a
guardian and read Scripture in snug pants.)
So, stay strong! Stay chaste! and
Don’t Get Drunk and Go to Parties!

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