Female Monks Everywhere!

Consider yourself warned,
Western fools! The upcoming
epidemic of female monks will
bring down societies! These
“monkettes” will meditate and pray.
A lot! They will wear robes and
shave their heads! They will be
indistinguishable from men!
Furthermore, we original monks will
suffer in dirty quarters with substandard
food, while fighting the temptation to
boff the hell out of the obviously
willing monkitas! Let’s put this in
language you cretins will understand.
To quote legendary American
sportscaster Champ Kind, “It’s
anchorman not anchorlady!”


Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.