Strong Enough for a Dog

Worried about your pregnant woman when you’re not around? Worry no more. Safe-Rite Products is proud to announce the Preg-Crate! No falling down stairs! No sushi or Diet Coke! No more pesky and potentially unsafe outdoor exercise—the Preg-Crate is big enough to accommodate an exercise bike! Pregnant women love it: “I felt so safe, like I was in my own little cocoon of snuggliness,” says Melissa-Lee Bowers of Sandy, Utah. “It was the next best thing to having my husband there.” Hook up a webcam for added security or overseas use! Preg-Crates also available in Teen, Husky and Not Pregnant Yet! models. Preg-Crate: When you can’t leave the safety of your child up to a woman!


Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.