He’s Kinda Cute, Maybe I Will?

Hi! Dan Halloran.
Nice to meet you, Ms. Jensen.
I’m a Republican running for
City Council in your district.
The robe? Well, I’m also the First
Atheling of New Normandy…
what  your people call “New York.”
You could basically call me
the New Normannii Reik of
Theodish Belief. What? It’s
no biggie. Just me and some
fellow heathens, getting together,
honoring our Danish heritage—so
uh—this is awkward, I’m supposed to be
canvassing, but—do you maybe wanna
come to a  little, sort of, barbecue
we’re having this Saturday?

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