Internet Safety Update
All right, I’m going to make this
brief. Stop texting. I’m talking to
you, Riley. Look. It’s not just
the perverts and the molesters
out there anymore. It’s religious
people! Next thing you know you’re
in a van with a buncha other kids,
wearin’ a robe and givin’ out Bibles or
Qur’ans or whatever to people
who can’t even read! Fine. Don’t you
call me from Pakistan or Florida
or wherever. Or the airport
cause you just got arrested for
soliciting. No, not—Goddamn it!
Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.