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Alex? José? Nice to meet yuh.
Sorry, no shake-o the hands-o.
Flu season. Got a real nice
package deal right here.
To Uganda. Beautiful country.
You fellas’ll love it, I guaran-
goshdarn-tee it. You won’t
wanna ever come back!


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