Love the Sin, Not the Sinner

Lucien's alleged listing on; click to enlarge.

Maybe one of you heterosexual married Buddha-killers wants to adopt George Alan Rekers’ son.

Rekers, co-founder with James Dobson of the Family Research Council and current board member of NARTH (National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality), long ago came to the professional conclusion, “based on research and logic,” that “homosexually-behaving adults should not be allowed to adopt children.” In fact, he testified as an expert witness in favor of gay adoption bans in Arkansas and Florida—apparently for no small fee.

A post today at the Miami New Times fleshed out the latest object of Rekers’ ministry: “Lucien,” a 20-year-old “very clean, professional” escort with a “NICE ASS” who will do “anything you say, as long as you ask.” Rekers admits finding Lucien on, and claims to have hired him as a personal assistant without knowing he was a prostitute. But our man was not dismayed upon learning of his new assistant’s sexual career midway through their 10-day European excursion. He explained to a Facebook friend:

Like John the Baptist and Jesus, I have a loving Christian ministry to homosexuals and prostitutes in which I share the Good News of Jesus Christ with them (see I Corinthians 6:8-11). […] If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called “Lucien,” you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail.

Now, any expert witness knows that someone hired off is likely a prostitute, just as it’s likely that Rekers shared much more than scientific information with Lucien, who is reportedly the same age as his adopted son.

Let us then take the “kindest, most loving approach” and help get that boy into a home with heterosexual parents, stat.

KtB editor Quince Mountain lives in the Great Northwoods and is currently at work on a chronicle of belated manhood and unlikely self-help. You can hear about his sexploits as a teenage cowboy for Christ here.