Passing a Note to the Catholic Bishops

Your Excellencies,
In the name of religious cooperation,
I have this friend, Mr. Massoom.
Anyway, he gives these little
seminars to mullahs I think you
might find kind of enlightening.
Yeah, just give it a try. You can
always fiddle with your robe or
look at your watch if it gets too
uncomfortable, he totally gets it.
Look, I know you all don’t take your cues
from the Qur’an, but maybe it’s just
fun to listen to other points of
view sometimes? Apparently
some of the mullahs found
the discussion “useful” and “friendly!”
I’m just saying. Good to keep an eye
on the competition, at any rate, right?


Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.