Rick Warren on the D.L.

Baby? I didn’t mean it. You
know America doesn’t understand me
like you do. It’s just—it’s just—I gotta
keep her from getting all up in
my business. But you know how
I feel. You let me do things that America
would never let me do. You know the
real Rick, Uganda. C’mere. Those sodomites
aren’t gonna know what hit ’em, OK?
go, baby. POTUS on line one.


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