Rick Warren’s Extreme Measures

In order to save our church,
dear parishioners, I am unretiring
my Goatee Rides T-shirt. I’m
offering this service for the low,
low price of $100,000. Just nine
ladies can make 2010 start out
right for all of us at Saddleback.
Oh, all right. Dudes too. Sometimes
you gotta take one for the team.

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Don’t miss John Boy’s essay of evangelical goatees here at KtB, “Icons of the New Evangelicalism.”

Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.