Rick Warren’s Extreme Measures

In order to save our church,
dear parishioners, I am unretiring
my Goatee Rides T-shirt. I’m
offering this service for the low,
low price of $100,000. Just nine
ladies can make 2010 start out
right for all of us at Saddleback.
Oh, all right. Dudes too. Sometimes
you gotta take one for the team.


Don’t miss John Boy’s essay of evangelical goatees here at KtB, “Icons of the New Evangelicalism.”

Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.