Satan Mocks Jesus Junk

TridentHey, I noticed you guys were
doing ripoffs of real brands.
So, you just, like imitate actual
things but put Jesus in there.
Huh. Cute. What’s that?
I couldn’t hear you, I was
too busy vacuuming with my
Dirt Devil and listening to
Black Sabbath. Oh, I got
unlimited tickets to the Blue
Devils game if you’d like to go.
Here, y’all look hungry. Have
some deviled ham and devil’s
food cake. Those? Red-Hots.
I know! I love them too. No, I
don’t have any KISS. That whole
“Knights in Service of Satan” thing
was just a rumor. I reject KISS and
all their works and all their empty
promises! Heh. Yeah, we could
watch a movie. I’ve got both the
Omen and the Exorcist series!


Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.