Secret Vatican Pie Chart Revealed

To: Fr. Cantalassa, Fr. Lombardi, Cardinal Bertone
From: “Joe”
Subject: Recent Annoyances

If the questions persist, stick to the plan. Remember: clockwise around the pie, for our Lord most high.

Attero secundum lectio.

Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.