Studying Mormons at Harvard

I would personally like
to offer a prize* to the first
scholar to complete a
thorough dissertation
on the young Saint
and true heroine,
Miss Elizabeth Smart


*The prize is the Mary Valle Award for Contemporary Scholarship in Sainthood**
**Which is a poem in your honor and three shiny quarters

Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.