The Boston Archdiocese Flu Protocol
Good news, Bostonians! No
more limp handshakes
and mumbled greetings of peace—
you shall also be spared the
embarrassing holding of strangers’
sweaty hands through an interminable
singing of the Our Father!
Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.