This Pyramid Is Potentially Any Human Being’s Grave

Let’s face it: you want to be buried in a pyramid. Who doesn’t? This summer, while searching for the meaning of paradise in Costa Rica, my associate and I came upon an American woman who had built a pyramid right next to her Egyptian-themed house, perhaps precisely for this purpose. (Alert! Alert! Exclusive first-glimpse of a yet-undisclosed adventure!)

Pyramid in Costa Rica

Given this inevitable fact about human nature (again, that we want to be buried in pyramids), imagine my delight when I discovered, yesterday at the Art Book Fair at PS1 in Queens, Solution 9: The Great Pyramid, a remarkable volume published last year by Sternberg Press. It is a collection of essays proposing (and remembering, from the future) the construction of a for-profit pyramid of human graves bigger than the Great Pyramid at Giza. The projected location is in eastern Germany, though there are also plans for a global network of such things, which will be a fantastic and profitable use of our dead. The sample pages on the Sternberg website are most alluring:

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The creators’ ambition is vast…

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…no less than their morbidity.

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Why is this so wonderfully desirous?

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Nathan Schneider is an editor of Killing the Buddha and writes about religion, reason, and violence for a variety of publications. He is also a founding editor of Waging Nonviolence. His first two books, published by University of California Press in 2013, are God in Proof: The Story of a Search from the Ancients to the Internet and Thank You, Anarchy: Notes from the Occupy Apocalypse. Visit his website at The Row Boat.