The Untold Story of Our Savior
January 5, 2018/
The true story–a miracle!
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- A pair of doves born in our courtyard recently unearthed documents that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt…
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- …that Jesus was one of a pair of twins! And the twin is a sister! His sister, Jesella. And she had the ‘message’ but she was overlooked because she was a girl but she actually gave him the idea to spread the word.
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- Jesus and Jesella left their family to seek fame and fortune……
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- Hearing there was a mighty dragon somewhere, Jesella set out to deal with it.
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- Jesus doesn’t do much during this time.
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- Jesella returns, after many exploits, to find her brother still living at home and badly in need of direction.
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- Somehow word came from an alien traveler on a donkey that there was a benevolent King named Santa Claus, who could not only make reindeer fly, but could deliver presents in all sizes to everyone in the world in one night.
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- The King, upon hearing the news, is very upset that there is a King more powerful than himself. So he sent word out throughout his Kingdom to find the greatest warrior in the land, who happened to be Jesella. (There was one other greater warrior but she was busy.)
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- Realizing she could not both spread God’s message and help the King fight Santa, she assigned the task of spreading the word of God to Jesus. She told him what to say and how to say it, and set off on her mission to disable Santa.
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- Santa turned out to be a more worthy opponent than Jesella had imagined.
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- The battle raged on for years.
Meanwhile, back at home, Jesus was having his own problems. Turns out the job was more than he could handle.
We all know how that turned out.
Jesella is still out there.
To be continued…
Edith Vonnegut is a painter of made-up allegories who lives on Cape Cod with her husband and co-conspirator, John Squibb. You can see more of her work at her website, edithvonnegut.com.