KtBlog

Is Tom Leaving Scientology For Suri?
Could be? Who knows? I don’t want to set myself up for heartbreak again. I love too much and I hope too much and I never ever give up on some people. Tom Cruise is one of them. I need to maintain an even keel here. This article is gossip; it has nothing to do…

Means of Demolishing Thetans
JonJ in Philadelphia writes, responding to J. C. Hallman’s recent essay, “Killing the Thetan,” a critique of Lawrence Wright’s widely-discussed story on Scientology: Yes, Wright’s piece in the New Yorker is straight journalism, but just because it follows the canons of that branch of literature, I think it is all the more convincing a demolition…

Getting Clear in Haiti
As reported by ABC News, “hope for Haiti came courtesy of John Travolta who flew in with four tons of medical supplies and food for earthquake victims.” The report added that on this plane was his wife, Kelly Preston, doctors and representatives from the Church of Scientology. Prior to this trip, Travolta told Entertainment Tonight…

I Would Use My Last Ounce of Strength to Freak Out
There’s been an attack or an earthquake and you’re waiting for help lying on the ground, possibly bleeding and who shows up? Some dick with an e-meter (source)

Katie’s Mom Strikes Back
Dear Katie, How are things? Enclosed are some some books we picked up on our trip to Tuscany last summer. We found a nice man in our parish who agreed to translate them for us, so we just thought we’d go ahead and email the manuscripts to you. (This is private, right? You have a…

Scientologie
To: TC From: DM/Gold Base Tom, we need you. The Valkyrie thing? You took it to the Germans. Now it’s this French thing. They need your teeth of truth. They need us to spring them from their trap, so here’s the deal. Napoleon. In French. You need to speak to them. In their own archaic…

Jewish Without the Big-Noseness
My RSS feeds were crawling with Jewish International Conspiracy today. (It was a welcome break from learning that my other favorite religion, Catholicism, is going back on its longtime and necessary support for health care reform.) First, Sarah Silverman gets some Kabbalah—or Kabbalah—in L.A. and explains what makes it different from Scientology. (Hat tip to…