Bill Gates vs. Baby Jesus
Kids! Get back over here! Look,
it’s Albert Einstein. The father of
relativity! And Eleanor Roosevelt!
She kick-started feminism! Yes,
the donkeys are very cute,Tallulah.
The baby? Well, some people think—
Here, want a free-thinkers’ coloring
book and some soy crayons? What’s
that, Milo? Yes, their lights are
very pretty, but you know what?
They’re wasting energy. Check out
this coloring book, buddy. It’s Bill
Gates on the cover! Kids? Kids!!!
Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.