Just a Few Questions

SS. Dismas and Gestas Elementary School

New Student Questionnaire

Parents: Please fill out the following questions so that we may get to know you better!

1. How was your child conceived?

___ Naturally

___ Unnaturally (IVF, Donor Egg, Contraception Failure)

___ Adopted

2. What is your parental arrangement?

___ Heterosexual, married

___ Heterosexual, divorced

___ Homosexual, “married”

___ Homosexual, divorced

3. Do you have more than two children?

If not, please explain why.

4. Do you have any questionable children’s books such as

HEATHER HAS TWO MOMMIES or FREE TO BE YOU AND ME?

5. Do you have any homosexual relatives nearby?

6. What is your Mass attendance?

___Daily ___Sunday ___Saturday vigil ___Spotty

7. What would you do if your child reported some kind of funny business with Fr. Tim? ___Ignore it

8. Do you have any questionable bumper stickers on your car?
Examples: MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM, IF YOU DON’T LIKE ABORTION, DON’T HAVE ONE, CONDOMS SAVE LIVES, KUCINICH 2006

9. Do you have a well-stocked snack pantry?

10. How would you respond to questions about sex?
Change the subject___ Pretend not to hear___

Thanks for your help, and I look forward to seeing some of you at Back-to-School Night!

Yours in Christ,

Sister Marie-Eve