made up stuff
Mortal, Eat This Scroll!
Read the story that started it all. An excerpt from Killing the Buddha: A Heretic’s Bible.
Xmas in the Lions’ Den
Or, “What’s Up, Daniel”; a tale of bibical danger retold for this most dangerous of seasons.
We believe in cells and protoplasm and sex, and stench and dirt and slime
and screams in the night.
No need for jumbo-jets full of pre-pubescent sex slaves, Japan’s Great Goddess has arrived.
What if every prince or pope who ever stoned or burned the Chosen People had a party in your head?