Orrin Hatch Sings Hanukkah!
Aw, the Jews! God loved ’em
and so do I! They’re so cute, they
don’t even realize that God’s
made a new and new new
covenant with us! And look at
all these nifty old-fashionedy things
they got! These mezuzim and
the Torah! It’s like they’re lost in time!
And darn if they aren’t real good
entertainers! Those sweet little
ol’ Jews. May Moroni protect ’em.
Mary Valle lives in Baltimore and is the author of Cancer Doesn't Give a Shit About Your Stupid Attitude: Reflections on Cancer and Catholicism. She blogs on KtB as The Communicant. For more Mary, check out her blog or follow her on Twitter.